June 2012
445 posts
mcsingle:
wwiao:
skinnyjeansandfunkyhair:
wwiao:
why would i carry a purse when i have a vagina- nature’s purse
Because it might be a little awkward fishing your phone out of there in public… Or perhaps buying something from a store.
“Oh, hang on a sec, I think I’ve got a couple more coins in there.”
it was a joke
jokes dont fly on tumblr.com
“This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...”
– Gary Provost (via qmsd)
This might be my favourite quote on writing ever.
(via bdoing)
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset
