mcsingle: wwiao: skinnyjeansandfunkyhair: wwiao: why would i carry a purse when i have a vagina- nature’s purse Because it might be a little awkward fishing your phone out of there in public… Or perhaps buying something from a store. “Oh, hang on a sec, I think I’ve got a couple more coins in there.” it was a joke jokes dont fly on tumblr.com
This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are...– Gary Provost (via qmsd) This might be my favourite quote on writing ever. (via bdoing)
Doctor: Are you sexually active?
Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door and away into the sunset